User:ItsYaBoi1234/sandbox

Minecraft is a pixelized, real-world based game, where everything is a block. I mean, seriously! The grass is a block. The sand is a block. Your character is... wait for it... an oval! (Nah... It is a block)! I mean, who would spend $50 on this junk.

The Basics
You are just a block breaking and crafting other blocks, whilst trying to tame or kill blocks. Seems like such an adventure, right? Well, THEN WHY DON'T YOU PLAY ROBLOX WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! AT LEAST YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR FREE!

The Gameplay
Check The Basics tab! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

The Goal
The goal of Minecraft is to max out your armor, weaponry, living environment, and slay a dragon. This game should be called BlockyDragonSlayer instead. I do not see mining as a goal or crafting as a goal. This is messed up.

The Birth Rate
Babies found out about this game and decided to stop birthing.

The Death Rate
People found out about this game and started deathing. Babies who accidentally birthed also started deathing. What did this world do to deserve such cruelty?

Mojong
Mojong is the creator company of BlockyDragonSlay... I mean Minecraft!