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Area 52.9: Pokemon
As everyone in the world already knows, the government has many secrets! Something you may not have known is where they hide the Pokémon. Rampaging Charizards are actually the cause of global warming. A Pikachu is in every television set (including wide-screen and 3D). Plusle and Minun run around inside of your computers and cause viruses. Blastoise and squirtles are breeding in Japan and are the cause of all the tsunamis in that country. This is not the end of the world! The economy is not suffering because of America’s debt. The natural cause for every depression and recession is the THE POKEMON THAT ARE GETTING PISSED! Normally all it takes to calm the Pokémon down is by entertaining them with a cartoon that is all about them. The issue is, whenever the popular show “Pokémon” starts to losing ratings because the storylines are no longer enjoyable to the general public (or to the actual Pokémon), they tend to behave irrationally. Hurricane Isaac was really caused of a swarm of angry zubat. Magnemite are running through electrical circuits and causing frequent problems with accessing Wi-Fi. The only way that we can please the Pokémon is by sending strongly-worded letters to Japan generally stating, “This season really sucks!” So grab some pens, a few sheets of paper, or a laptop and start writing those letters. Together we can stabilize the economy, and the Pokémon will leave the world alone.