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Spatial Tractor Derto Scientist Bob Marloni, owner of the top secret research lab of tractors located in Tanganyika/[], has spent the last 20 years of his life dedicated completely to studying and researching about tractors and the wonderful mechanics behind these machines. Thou based on the saying that work is for tractors Bob Marloni wanted to create the universal tractor called Spatial Tractor Derto - or shortly STD, an tractor so dynamic and so powerful that could operate itself and work in any conditions met on this planet.

Its sole purpose is to eliminate manual labor from the lives of lazy people which only desire to sit in front of the TV/Computer all day and get fat. That's why the Spatial Tractor Derto was invented, so people won't be needed on the field of manual labor never again. The tractor has been developed in 15 years of work, the last 5 years were only dedicated to minor adjustments and thinking about all the possible sizes needed for all the lazy bastards out there. When John Froelici invented and built the first gasoline/petrol-powered tractor in the year 1890 in Clayton County, Iowa, USA, nobody thought that his 5th grade grand son coming from the part of his italian blood family was going to revolutionize the world of tractors and bring the end to all manual labor.

Tractors have large and powerful diesel engines and, in theory, that means they should be able to go incredibly fast, just like sports cars. But in a tractor, the engine's power is designed to be used in an entirely different way: for pulling big and heavy loads. What makes this possible is the tractor's gearbox, which converts the high-speed revolutions of the mighty diesel engine into much lower-speed revolutions of the wheels, increasing the force the tractor can use for pulling things at the same time. If you know anything about gears, you'll realize that a tractor's incredible pulling power must come at the expense of speed: if you ever see a tractor going really quickly, chances are it isn't dragging a heavy load. But still in 20 years of research, the Spatial Tractor Derto has been configured to perform at high speeds and long periods of work time. The Spatial Tractor Derto works in all the dimensions discovered by quantum physicists and it's powered only by positive emotions and fish tears, so the expense of having such a machine under your command is quite big, given the fact that fish ears can only be harvested in September and people can hardly keep positive emotions in their minds without being influenced by somebody or something. Only good people with allot of fish can benefit from the Spatial Tractor Derto's awesome work capacity.

There are a lot of varieties of Derto Tractors that come on the market : – Housewife2000 Derto Tractorina : Designed for regular house chores and feeding children ( Warning : this tractor doesn't include the make husband happy function )

– Notgoingtoworktoday Derto Lazynescu : The Classic model which stands off in front of the other tractors just because of the name and the variety of functions.

– Chef Derto Cooker : This model is for the ones that have no time or the ability to cook something to eat.

– Doc Derto Medicali : The tractor developed for sanitary and medical functions.

– Universal Spatial Derto Tractor : This model is the latest and has the last version of artificial intelligence making it the most powerful tractor of all, ever created. - It's the most expensive model coming at the price of 2 trillion pesos, at that very exorbitant price it comes with a bag of apples and one pillow so you can sit comfortably and eat while the tractor does all the work. You will have time for everything you want, spend time with your family, go in wilderness, do whatever you want. All the responsibility of work will never be over your head, all the stress is gone once you purchase a tractor like this.

So with no further ado, give it all to the Spatial Tractor Derto (STD) and its inventor Bob Marolni. The one who abolished manual labor of any king just for the price of a couple pesos.