User:Ivanaare

Roachinism
This disease causes you to excessively like a certain female named Rachel. This disease is obtained with oral kissing contact. Her cuteness enters your body and strangles you for the rest of your life. The results can be serious for you may feel the need of kissing her excessively, as well as not being able to stay away from her. The best thing you can do is not to stare at her. Everyone can be a victim of Roachinism. This is because without kissing her you can see her face and notice how extremely cute she is. The mere image of her will then enter your thoughts, not escaping your mind. It will slowly make you suffer. Making you unsteady and wanting to vomit, if you do not kiss her once again. There is no escape from this disease, but to live with the fact and ask her to be your girlfriend. This is how you will live longer and happily ever after. As a certain female named Ivana encountered upon having this disease.