User:Ivplayou/Mulford Greeny

Mulford Greeny The Mulford Greeny is a outhouse located off the shores of Lake Pokegma near Grand Rapids, MN. Folklore says the Greeny was constructed in the year 1911 on the site of the largest gumbaroo, which required a large amount of explosives leaving a hole in the ground over which the Greeny was constructed. Many visitors mistake the name sake of the Greeny as its green paint and translucent green roof resulting in a pleasant green atmosphere inside the abode, however the Greeny true naming origin was the result of the camps early years cooking. The Greeny was a hub of activity in the camp until the construction of the "Whitie" which featured flushing toilets. Today the Greeny receives approximately 100 visitors per year. There are also rumors of a secret society, that may be tied to the [[Illuminati], dedicated to the survival of the Greeny. There is also a grass movement to popularize the Greeny through the sale of t-shirts  TMZ.com has reported a possible reality show contract to be filmed on location at the Greeny.

-Wildlife- The Grenus bitemybuttus, native mosquitoes of the Greeny, are actually a Genetically unique cross breed between the Northern Minnesota Timber Mosquitoes and valacaraptotr DNA that was mutated during the burning of tree remains when the camp was initially cleared. Today Camp staff spends most of the winter taming the Greeny Mosquitoes by playing smooth jazz and burning incense.

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