User:Iwake123

The war of 1812 was fought between New York and Texas. Texas won because they have cowboys and cowgirls with lassos. New York only has tanks, bomber airplanes, and bazookas. Texas had a far lead at first. Texian, Goody Toody, died because a New Yorkian brought the statue of liberty onto him.Texian, Billy-Bob-Joe, died because a New Yorkian hit him with a nuclear MISSLE. Then, Mexico came in with their water guns. Then Colombians came in and gave each New Yorkian cocaine. That is how the war of 1812 was done. Even though it was fought in 1754.