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Michael Goard (born 27 April 1946 in Glen innes, New South Wales, New South Wales, Australia) is a former Australian Accountant, Hand model and sportsman. After a failed career as a hand model, Goey changed careers in 2007 and began saving lives with as a Paramadic. In early January 2021 Michael was selected to represent Glen innes Ambulance First cricket team. Unfortunately after a controversial night out on the nose beers Goey was suspended and kicked off the team. This tragedy lead Goey to to the glass BBQ and a life of crime. He can often be found out the back of local butcher shops scavenging for scraps of meat.