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Mitch ‘the weapon’ Bycroft Born: from a v_gina Victims: Many women Alias: The Weapon, Whipon, Howie, Casanova

Mitch ‘the Weapon’ Bycroft was born into society a women, however, decided he was actually gods gift to women. Thus forth, he became known as the weapon. Contrary to popular beliefs, his origin is actually unknown, with some myths stating he was born a stallion, given to earth to roam as a Casanova, wining and dining women till they decide he is not the one. Despite his inability to convert a sure thing, the weapon has racked up numbers that contradict his short and chubby stature. A natural athlete who has competed at the highest level of darts, The Weapon is known by many as an unathletic athlete who can be productive in any sport that does not require athletic Proficiency. The weapon continues to live a classic homosapien life that portrays the alpha male perspective he wishes to pursue. He is commonly found at bars and taverns devouring beers at ease. Thus, leading to his mathematic and uninspiring rig that aids most heavy drinkers. #theweapon