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JAFFRAY!ism Jaffray!ism is the best religion/political theory/diet that has ever existed and will ever exist.

Founding of JAFFRAY!ism\ JAFFRAY!ism was founded in the year 2009 in Proffesor Corn's (Corn is a beast) class at the front right table, this table is the epicenter of JAFFRAY!ist moverments. JAFFRAY! himself resides at this table and totally ownes. JAFFRAY! is awesome and he is the best thing to ever happen to this world. The original members are 2 kids who sat at the table who realized Jaffray's awesomeness. And although the two boys had considered the religion before it did not actually start until January, 19 2009 when the "Original Two" began the religion.

The religion is influenced by many other similar religions that came before it. Such as Cornism, Dietzism, Colbertism, The Jacobian Fear, and Meatatarianism. However all these other wimpier religions fail in comparison to the Almighty JAFFRAY!.

Beliefs of JAFFRAY!ism JAFFRAY!ism beliefs that JAFFRAY! is god and that he is the best and he pownes all the noobs, THE JAFFRAY!ist bible tells the story of JAFFRAY! and also creates the rules

The Rules 1. The True Believer must preform the JAFFRAY! right at least 1000 times a day the right is preformed by making two guns with ones fingers, pointing at something, and proclaiming JAFFRAY! at the same time

2. Any word that ends in e, a, i, y, or remotely sounds like it ends with the sound "ay" must be pronounced as one pronounces JAFFRAY! for example : Coffey becomes COFFAY! and Julie becomes : JULAY! : and Crappy becomes CRAPPAY! and so on

3. NEVER EVER EVER EVER QUESTION OR DOUBT JAFFRAY! IN ANYWAY OR EVEN BE SOMEWHAT BETTER THAT HIM AT ANYTHING, BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARENT, YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE.

 Back to Beliefs The JAFFRAY!ists are extremely devoted to there leader, so they believe in THE JAFFRAY!ist Bible and think of it at all times the TJB as it is called recalls JAFFRAY! coming to earth in a giant freaking limo and owning everyone at everything as he came, then he created the universe, the automatic flushing toilet and white castle burgers. Then he sentenced Rosie O' Donnel back to banishment so that she would stop bothering everyone and making people cry in pain at her horribleness. It also tells of the JAFFRAY! saints and profits who shared in JAFFRAY!'s beastleness They are as follows:

DIZNIETZ: DIZNIETZ was like this guy who was really awesome and was fast and good at hiding and spelling and stuff, he would come out of no where and DIZNIETZ you and then you would feel really good and stuff, he walked the earth with a moustache and a pinecone screaming WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO DELANEY AND BONNEY AND FREINDS and the people would be enlightened ad be all smart now.

RONE: RONE is awesome he was just kinda there but he did everything absolutely right and always new everything all the time, he originally was thought to be god but then realized he was to awesome to be just one thing, so he was nothing and therefore anything, if you dont understand that that is a good thing because nobody understands it, just RONE and if you do understand it then you really dont and your just lying to your self as you epic fail at life every day, so i suggest you push that thought out of your mind.

CORN: CORN IS A BEAST that is the saying of corn that must be repeated as soon as one has thought of CORN, he is the whole reason that JAFFRAY!ism was able to happen and is a very important part of the JAFFRAY!ist movement. however he is very simple, he is CORN, he is a beast, the end.

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