User:JAIMEMONT

Dear FX, I have like 15 to 20 episodes dealing with unnatural phenomena. The last 30 years from the East Coast to Mexico City, I have witnessed different happenings. Bigfoot, spaceships, and pyramid masses have been similarly related in that I have been selected. Few of my friends, coworkers, and classmates have told not to mention their names. From a legal stand point, I think, it's excellent. When law enforcement has been involved, they end up throwing away the ticket, due to another policeman who joined the situation, usually has freaked out and has left the scene with the first policeman not able to contact him within the 30 minutes. Principals, professors, and employers have left their jobs, where I have only been able to convince only one to return to their employment. I'm talking of one instance in Austin, Texas, I proved to my friends that I could come up with a movie for I have given many ideas that later became movies. Two tables away, I heard a lot of people whispering and giggling as to be making fun of my manor of creating a movie out loud. When the party was leaving, I recognized the tall person as Ashton Kutcher, eating out with his college buddies, at Luby's. When he realized that I recognized him, he whispered to his friends and they went back to their table. When they left, he was squatting as he walked out. I told him and his friends, "Who's the loser here, you or me?". Later on, Ashton Kutcher, was talking to David Letterman on his show of someone he was following from restaurant to restaurant, on how to end the movie. You show the Butterfly Effect, on this channel and I changed from comedy to reality. Comedy is my foretay, in that many things on TV have happened to me several years before. I have few comedy episodes and would have to work real hard to complete a season. Thank you for your time. I'm waiting for a reply as I would hate to write a book and then to have offers to make a movie of the book.

Sincerely,

Jaime Mont