User:JAKEMORTBABY

JAKEMORTBABY AKA Jake Mort, born 9th February 1991, Neath Port Talbot, Wales, is a fine young fellow, loved and worshipped by all. The whole of mankind wish they could aspire to his true greatness, he really is the epitomy of the word "magnificent". He is perfect in everyway, everything he says or does brings joy and humility to everyone. He is considered by all to be the greatest human being ever; some even question if he is human or not, due to his superiority to everyone in existence.

If you wish to find this wonderful specimen, and admire his beauty and greatness through your own eyes, he can be seen around the area of Cwmavon, Port Talbot, where he currently resides, ruling over his Kingdom.

$$Greatness + Perfection = Jake$$