User:JCIrby

JC Irby is a straight white male of indeterminate age, with a successful career in copywriting and an annoying habit of referring to himself in the third person. He is an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, he is moderate in his politics, but by Texas standards, he is somewhere to the left of Lenin. He has a certain boyish charm that makes him irresistible to children, pets, and old people. He's grown indifferent towards the night life, and he no longer cares to boogie. He's currently dating an astonishingly hot nerd, and nerd love is the purest and most wholesome kind of love there is. He has yet to publish his novel or short stories, but Pocket Sandwich Theatre in scenic East Dallas has performed a number of his plays, so he has that going for him. He is not now, nor has he ever been, "emo." He has a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. He is the walrus, kookoo katchoo. He shot the sheriff. But, and he'd like to make this perfectly clear, he did *not* shoot the deputy. He once divided by zero. He used to think he had no discernible Texas accent, but a visit to Canada in 2003 made him realize that he sounds like goddamn Jethro. He believes the children are the future. And his hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until his legs fall asleep.