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The Second Dissolution of the Transient Independent Nation of JIB
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Introduction

The Transient Independent Nation of JIB (Common form; JIBCRIB)(臂架) formally ceased to exist on 1 March 2014. For the second time in the nation’s proud history increasing geo-political and socio-cultural forces led the authoritarian disbandment of the JIBCRIBs founding tri-principality. That same evening at the solemn hour of 7:00 P.M. the JIB banner was lowered for the last time and the land become the property of its nation of origin once more.

The Celebration of the Dissolution

During the week preceding the lowering of the banner, the titular members of the JIB, declared their office and rank extinct pending exceptional circumstances, handed over the nuclear missile launching codes and held a dissolution bash in honour of the historic event.

The gathering was held on the 16th of February 2013.

The many foreign nationals who had been granted temporary VISAs to the JIBCRIB were formally invited to return to independent land, to relive moments that have shaped the nation’s valiant history.

Nationals from countries around the globe were represented at the event which took place simultaneously across the JIBCRIB at many of the well known and loved national icons. "Barton's Bar" was the venue for much of the official ceremony, while "the kitchen" "Downstairs" and "around the place" were also well attended by international guests, and often feature in the memorial DVD that preceded the festivities.

Guests were encouraged to toast the JIBCRIB, and all it stood for by participating in the games, food and beverages that have shaped its history.

Games and Festivities

The momentous day was celebrated with a variety of traditional games and sports, including an epic tourne' of Beerpong.

Throughout the day the culture of this great people was upheld to the highest degree and celebrated for its ingenuity, and brutality. Many of those in attendance were effected by the cultural abnormalities of EGs, Buffalo and You've-got-a-lid-in-your-glass. This article is a stub and does not contain the winners of the aforementioned games. You can add to it by submitting text to the official JIB historians.

Terminology

Various names have been applied to these events. The Australian Government does not formally recognize the events of the Dissolution of the Independent Nation of JIB, and generally refers to the date as "bullshit" in response to requests for national holidays, or inclusion in official calendars.citation needed]

The founding tri-principality, and many long term VISA holders of the "JIBCRIB" refer to it as Grey Sunday, or more commonly "you know, that party". The process of the fall of JIBCRIB is also sometimes referred to as Ngày mất nước (the day we lost our country/nation).