User:JKR14/Sandbox

Your Mother it is a terrible thing that your mother is alive. She should be not alive because yo mama so fat when she gets in a car she has to spray Pam on the seat. Also. yo mama so fat they could hold the Olympics on her left butt cheek. In addition, yo mama so fat when she jumped off the empire state building she bounced so high she high-five Jesus. Another thing, yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world. In conclusion, yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".