User:JPLOTproductions

~unicorns~ in 125846bc the nazi's ran wild about the contenents but got moved to germany by chuck norris and they got so mad they nuked all the other countrys.during the nukular explosions one horse got some radiation and turned into a unicorn!the nazi's thought it was unfashonable so they sold it on ebay for a reasonably low price.they sld them to the brimuda triangle and they peed in the water.chis columbus drank it and got cancer and spread it to america. people ate alot and they caused they econamy to fail.this caused globle warming after they tried burning things.santa wasnt happy so he ate hisreindeer and hired the unicorns. he became so full of fame that the easter bunnie chucked bombs starting the iraq war sadom husane put the unicorns to harsh labor and in 1879 a rebelion broke out and they hung him.then the unicorns got md at america for being awsome and formed a group of tarrorists.he moved to mexico and was an eliegal imigrant and was hiding out with dora when the leprichauns.they made saint patricks day.the day they killed the unicorns...but an egg was harvested buy man eating pandas as "the chosen one". he became a ninja and repopulated the unicorns but he was fighting for the right to eat pankackes when he got hit by a semi truck. We still remember them as the forgotten race and has atempted to be recreated but got a donkey instead and now we added an extra month in the year called "clovinth" thus ending the biography of ther life....