User:JRhounshell/JR Hounshell

JR Hounshell is

The most famous / notorious redhead of modern time. Born in the wilderness of Minnesota and raised by wild wolves until five years of age. In 1985, JR was found by Polish farmers when he got his foot caught in one of their traps. The Polish farmers "Olie and Suvanna" raised him as their own.

He also became the first american born toddler to climb mount everest before his 7th birthday. JR traversed the western pass to reach the summit on December 28th 1987. He was quoted as saying "This is realy freaking high", before begining his treacherous decent down the north side of the mountain.

By the age of 12, JR had already circumvented the globe in a hot air ballon, He was featured on the cover of "Time" magazine and was knighted by Elizabeth the second in one of the most lavash royal ceremonies of all time.

JR's new found fame thrust him into the national spotlight. He was seen dating hollywood celebrities such as Farah Fawcett and Betty White. He became a fixture at hollywood parties.