User:JWTroxell

Captain John Wayne Troxell
Some say he was born from a pteradactyl egg on the planet mars. Some say his name was once Ronald Williams and that he tossed aside a once in a lifetime chance of being a coal miner. All we know is, they call him The Stig. No no no no no... Not the stig, don't be rediculous. They call him John Wayne Troxell because legend has it that one day in his job of alphabetizing insurance forms, he came across this name. He thought the name was so amazingly awesome that he tracked the real John Wayne Troxell down, and forced him to change his name to Winky Dinky Doo.

"Acid Trip" of HiFi-STEREO
HiFi-STEREO was a crime fighting duo of the likes the world had n'er seen. JWTroxell, a.k.a., (Acid) Trip, had the power of reality distortion and could create tame, or monsterous hallucinations unto his targets. He was the ultimate master of illusions; Often times, he would be found doing it to himself, putting himself on a tropical island or perhaps an interesting dinner party with... say... Chris Farley, Samuel L. Jackson, Doug Stanhope, Hilary Duff, and Helena Bonham Carter. That would be fascinating wouldn't it?

And the other hero was called TENJ, he had the power of atom manipulation, but it wasn't as absurdly powerful as it sounds.

Pocket and other musical projects
JWTroxell was co-founder of a little cover band known as Pocket, a group that metal-fied classic hits such as "The Night Chicago Died" and retro-fied modern heavier tunes to slow them down and chill for the second half of their shows. One album, Cum on Eileen, went platinum. The band broke up after six successful albums due to TENJ's cocaine addiction and tantrums. Spice trade was founded immediately after by Troxell and Greg "Dinosaur Eggs" Scheidenhelmet. Spice Trade applied rocking solos to famous speeches and bills such as the Bill of Rights and MLK's I have a dream. Less successful then Pocket, Spice Trade drifted away. Troxell left the band shortly after they switched gears to just mixing two seemingly random songs together. Soon, projects would be created and never get off the ground. Dillrod, a techno garbage group released only one demo. Carrot Voltage looked like a promising basic rock group until basist,Mike O'Malley, shot dead lead singer Al Krin. And finally in Troxell's last years he released a number of piano songs under the name Those That Are Harmless.

Connection with Simuwar Train
It is unclear whether Troxell has any relation with or to the emperor of Jepora at this time. It's probably safe to assume he's never been out of our solar system. But he has been to mars... I mean... Who hasn't?