User:Jaaaaash

Jaash
Historically, Jaash is based upon an actual non-fictional character, born January 19th, 1990 to the proud couple Cary and Toenailz (mmmmm) of Cleveland Heights, Ohio, and then raised in the town of University Heights, Ohio. While he himself has a very rich background and history, Jaash is rarely used to refer to the individual and is more likely to be used as a Noun, Adjective, Verb, Jash, Adverb, or other form of speech. Examples of this can be, "Oh my Jaash", "Are you jashin me?" "Jaaash", "Get the Jaash out of here", "Jaaaash", and "Jash".

The origins of Jaash date back to when he was just a small tyke, and mama and papa would call their little "jaash" over. However, more recently "Jaash" as a phrase was brought to life by an individual who goes by Diamond. As Diamond would chant "jaash" in a beautiful Italian accent, the phrase caught fire. Soon MordyDaKid, Jmoney, Jasbond, redbeard, roofus, JashCribbs, MacDaddyC along with numerous others had incorporated "jaash" into their every day lives including daily conversation, art, movies, and even popular music.

While every situation that involves the use of "jaash" is usually for humorous purposes, there is a point in time where the excessive use of "jassh" belittles the phrase. Historically, a period wherein the phrase "Jaaaaash" is chanted excessively, known as "Jashdom", is generally followed by a one or two month period wherein the phrase is used sparingly, popularly known as a "Jaaaaash drought". Such examples include the January to February months of 2008 and the overuse of the term by JashCribbs who from November 2008-December 2008, got his "jaash" rights revoked, and moved on to the less coveted "talu". But this isn't the time nor place to get into that.

To everyone who understands the concept of "jaash", they know what the ultimate goal is. The ultimate goal is for Jaash himself to take part in the "jaash" festivities. Jaash has only been known to use "jaash" when being prompted by others or while under the affects of drugs, most notably marijuana. However, it is told that if Jaash uses "jaash" on his own, the heavens will ascend on us and our world will be in the time known as "the end of the days". Jaaaash.