User:Jabberjack/Face Robert Birchbark

Face Robert Birchbark is a man who many consider to be the greatest badass to ever live. Contrary to popular belief, he does not eat rocks and shit gunpowder, on the contrary, he mixes gunpowder with his whiskey and then burps fire on hobos. Screw you Dos Equis so called "Most Interesting man in the world" Face claims that title, eats it and throws it up on your children.