User:Jacek Balzyagsnskai/sandbox/Jacek Blaszynski

Jacek Cozmskaiiesksa Blaszynski is a polish american football player. Jacek was drafted at 15 when he was 6'2, 375 pounds. Jacek was famous for using his shits as a source of protein. He was caught various times stuffing his own feces down his throat as a form of protein. Jacek was married to Lucas Bardownski Hagedorn. The two had 17 kids and were in the NFL for 10 years. Jacek is now serving life in prison for his acts of radical terrorism. Sources say he shoves dildos up his butt after a long game and licks it as a popsicle. He is facing various charges for incest and under age consumption of alchohol. Jacek has been knows as a "beta" around the leauge.