User:Jack0027/Sharkcat

Sharkcat

A Sharkcat, is a recreational marine vessel of pure awesomeness, there are no words in the english language to describe the outright bodaceious attitude the sharkcat exudes.

Origin myth.

The origin of the sharkcat has been passed down through the generations via verbal history, stories old fishermen have spun around the campfire. It is said that Zeuss grew tired of throwing lightning bolts at those he took a dislike to and decided to take up fishing, he knew he needed a vessel that he could sail through the strongest tempest the other gods could throw at him, he also needed speed to race past the harpies and escape there terrible cries, he also wanted it to look cool make a bold statement so he could pick up a pretty mermaid or two. So Zeus combined the agility and speed of a Leopard and the streamlined viciousness of a shark and the sharkcat was born.