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Duck Duck Goose

This is the time of year when you walk outside and you look up because you hear something off into the distance, it's a honking sound but you're deep in the canyon at dawn looking up at the sky and you can't quite make it out. Yea, you can see it now, it's a flock of geese with an arrow pointing South and you think to yourself, "last chance to get out of here sucker, pee brains - hardly." There's a leader of the geese, I wonder if they have an election? Makes you wonder if there's geese corruption involved? I always ponder the thoughts of geese tagging their political rivals campaign signs at low flying elevations. Do geese look different to each other because I don't how the voters would know whose who? Do geese fly upside down over their constituents, I'm guessing they wouldn't want to soil the home team. Now do different geese in different states have electoral colleges, I'm sure it's out on some golf course. Does the head Gaucho Goose give a State of the Union Address, I’m pretty sure that would be out on the West Wing. When they finally arrive Mexico, does anyone speak Spanish in the flock? Who's the leader in Mexico, I wonder if they hold elections again for the flight back, I mean who died and left you king! If I was a goose, I think I would try for endorsements and wear someone’s logo for the journey, it might pay eventually and they could fly the friendly skies in 1st class. I wonder to a flock of geese if that would be considered cheating?

Quack, Jack Trout