User:Jack Brooker

Warning this whole page is probably fake, and also probably made by Jack, and it might spontainiously combust in your FACE

Jack Brooker (pronounced 'Jhack Brwooker') is possibly tthe most amazing person who ever lived, in fact if it wasn't for him, you would not know what toast was today, how to use a bicycle or how to turn on the TV. By now your thinking "this Jack brooker person is truly amazing!" well.... your right! He is, not just because he smells of paper, but because he has a silent q at the start of his name! (Qjack)

Job Jack does not have a job, but if he did, you would be jealous.

Famous Artworkings Jack has also produced many famous pieces of art, that you might not know about. such as: The dog picture A La Toaster LoL Etc Etc

How old is he? 213

why? because

If you would like to meet Jack... He is going on tour this weekend if many famous places such as slough, north west north russia, north hemisphere Etc Etc Tour, you might be asking. yes he also plays the banjo! he knows many famous songs to, like baa baa black sheep, humpty dumpty Etc Etc