User:Jack Danger Waite/sandbox

Jack Danger Waite Born December 19, 1886 (Age: 130)

Jack is a famous tennis player, piano player, and general player (wink). He also picked up Spanish pretty darn fast for a beginner and I must admit he will one day be better than me at it. He is also considered a genius by all but that random guy I met behind 7-11 who didn't know who he was. Jack first became known to the world when he won the Australian Open, then the French Open, and finally the US Open with absolutely no effort. He has performed concert piano at Madison Square Garden and the top of the Empire State Building (just for fun, of course; though it may not have been so fun for the guys that had to get the piano up there). Jack may be 130 but he looks like he is still in high school. He also won the award for the person that everybody likes. Jack is expected to take home all the gold medals (and for that matter the silver and bronze medals) from the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio but not because he participated but because he has extremely sticky fingers and likes shiny things. Some wonder how Jack achieved such amazinginglyness, if you, too, wonder then please reference these articles: Sherod (inventor of "hip" glasses), Memzy (marathon winner extreme), Riley (genius supreme), Charles Darwin Waite (master wizard and head of the CIA and FBI and M15), and Celeste the A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. (best at everything).