User:Jack Schwollack

Hey guys! I'm Jack Schwollack (not Jack Sparrow). Below are a few things about my life.

1. My cats name is Bob 2. My dogs name is Joe 3. Joe likes to drink Joe (coffee). 4. I've been abducted by aliens 5. I have only Mac computers 6. I Am only 3' 4". 7. My best friend is a cyclopse. 8. I play the glokenshpiel. 9. My favorite number is 9. 10. My favorite animal is an alpaca.