User:Jack Warren

The co-founder of Spencerport New York's third most successful washing machine emporium. Deeply involved in local politics, Jack Warren has run not one but seven attempts at local comptroller, all of which were unsuccessful but formative to say the least.

Warren has reportedly found Richey Manic, who was, conveniently enough, hiding behind a rock. The two now sell washing machines together with the catchphrase, "You'll go manic over our deals!"