User:Jack daley

jack daley or jack gayley as he is often known is the coolest kid in school. he has the knack of making waterfalls out of his own clam sweat and likes to go out with other men. he was born on August 10th 1990 and is about as high as your waist. if your ever walking down the street and hear a near ultrasonic sound its him. trying to say hello. jack likes to clean boats and likes to wipe boats down naked. also he has sexual relationships with his dog hugh and henry. there is no word to describe jack. his persona. his certain 'essence'. his odeur. his style. his frivolous personality or the fact he wears skinnies that would be tight on a banana. god love jack