User:JackofOz/Who would I be?

Who would I be if I weren't JackofOz?

Well, user names I considered included:


 * Abdullah Oblongata
 * Agaponthus
 * Agnes Day
 * Alexander the Adequate
 * All Intensive Porpoises
 * Analysis Restaurant
 * Arctic Heart
 * Argus Panoptes
 * Aringus ruber
 * August Personage
 * Aunty Diluvian
 * Aussie Mandias, King of Things
 * Awesome Welles
 * Axolotl Fandango
 * Barbed-wire Harp
 * Belvedere St Croix
 * The Black Rose of Samarkand
 * Boy George Michael Jackson Five
 * Breakfast with Beasts
 * Brian d'Amage
 * Brock Brimstone
 * Brylcreemed Lothario
 * The Butterfly of Death
 * The Buttock List
 * Bynque Rozbee
 * Captain Absolute
 * Cecily of Sicily
 * Century Deprivation
 * Chronic Low-grade Fame
 * City Bumpkin
 * Clyde Hairworth
 * The Colonel of Truth
 * The Cornish Ogre
 * Crackrag
 * Crimea River
 * Cryptic Triptych
 * Cubic Moon
 * Cyril Norwich
 * Dabbling Dilettante
 * The Dark Knight of the Soul
 * D-Day for Beelzebub
 * Dead Rubber
 * Delicious Sister
 * Descending Ducks
 * The Devil's Ghostwriter
 * Divinyl Countdown
 * Dodgy Vindaloo
 * Driftwood Dust
 * EC, the Extra Cholesterol
 * Ecclesiastes Eccles
 * Egg Wetter Gree
 * Emma Chizzit
 * Enoch the Roman
 * Extraversion Olive Oil
 * The Far Quennelles
 * Fibia Tibula
 * Fidel Gastro
 * Fission Chips
 * Flavia Lustt-Crumpette
 * Fornex Obvolvulus
 * The Fourth Wall
 * Foxy Musk
 * Frederic Arthur Chopinhauer
 * Freeze Peach
 * Fried Nocturne
 * Fritz Thing
 * Fruity Montague
 * Gaspard du jour
 * Gildencrantz Rosenstern
 * Gliblip
 * The Go-Man of the Yard
 * Gopher Baroque
 * The Grand Duke of Fastvakia
 * Great-Aunt Bombazelle
 * The Green-Breasted Belgian Monkey
 * Grotius Gullett
 * Glynn Flynn-Quinn
 * Hard and Fast Rules, OK
 * Hector Pascal
 * Herbert von Carrion
 * Hiding in the Wings
 * Hugh the Human
 * Human Being Deluxe
 * I, Ron Curtain
 * I Should Be Souvlaki
 * Icarus Allsorts
 * Icon Tacked
 * Illegible Bachelor
 * Incontinent Belletristic Missile (ICBM)
 * Incunabulus Majesticus
 * Infallible Guesser
 * An Inveterate Lyre
 * Invisible Chopped Liver
 * Invisible Individualist
 * Irrelevant Elephant
 * Ivan the Cerebral
 * Jacques Ooze
 * Jakarta and Fugue
 * Jangled Ganglia
 * Jeff Leppard
 * Jellico Jolimont
 * Jerve de Crougie
 * Joan Miro of Arc
 * The Junior Senator from the State of Mind
 * Karma's Little Helper
 * Ken Oath
 * The Kidney Waltz
 * The King of Dark Corners
 * Knight in White Satin
 * The Lascar from Madagascar
 * Latrine Le Pen
 * A Like-Minded Person
 * Lime Diamond
 * Liquid Lizard
 * London Derriere
 * The Lord of the Ring of the Nibelung
 * Lubricious Doings
 * Luciano Paparazzi
 * Lyrical Miracle
 * Magic College
 * Magnificent Loser
 * Man of Pluck and Dash
 * Maria von Klapp-Trapp
 * Maximilian of Montenegro
 * The Mayor of Brainville
 * The Meaty Horologist
 * Melogrammaticus
 * Menage Artois
 * The Metro Gnome
 * The Millionaire of Loose Change
 * Minimum Chips
 * The Minister for Eternal Affairs
 * Minnie Ganderplast
 * Mona of Salamanca
 * My Own Worst Emily
 * Les neiges d'antan
 * Neil Bymouth
 * Nessun Doormat
 * Nice Different Unusual
 * Nigel Actually
 * Not Always But Invariably
 * Notorious Bystander
 * Octangular Quadragon
 * Octopus Nostrils
 * Oily Aioli
 * Oliver Sudden
 * The Ostrogothic Bothnian
 * Pessimist Patty
 * Phoebe of February
 * Phyllis Stein
 * Piggy Wiggle
 * The Pinochle of Success
 * Placebo Domingo
 * Plummetting to Stardom
 * The Prince of Two Nails
 * Prince Porthos of the Pithy Epithets
 * Psychic Sidekick
 * Purple Pineapple
 * The Quoll's Zloty
 * Rat's Cracker
 * A Real Eye-Opener
 * Rebel Without a Clue
 * Richard Cur de Lyon
 * River of Silence
 * Roadkill Pie
 * Rosalie Wriothesley
 * Rostislav Plopp
 * Rudolph Oozequag
 * Rufus Rusticus
 * The Rune of Athens
 * Saint Denzil the Delicate
 * Saint Nun the Less
 * Sassoon Pluckbust
 * The Sauce of the Nihil
 * A Scandal in the Wind
 * Shirley Goodness and Mercy
 * Shosple Colupis
 * Simeon Graveley
 * Sir Carnaby Faggott, 673rd Bt.
 * Sisyphus the Narcissistic Ethicist-Aestheticist
 * Sluglust Slutglut
 * Sneek Peak
 * Snot Gunner Hurture
 * The Soul Provider
 * Spaghetti Polonaise
 * Spangled Drongo
 * Spevnex
 * Spud O'Hooligan
 * Stand-up Chameleon
 * Stravinsky, the Outrageous Owl
 * Sun-ripened Henry
 * A Superb Conceit
 * Supposed Nonexistent Injustices
 * Surely Temple
 * Taras Bull-bar
 * Tatiana Titterton
 * Teenager in C major
 * Tequila Mockingbird
 * Threnody Balzac
 * Thunder Dog
 * Tintin Quarantino
 * Tmu, the Sacred Cockroach
 * Toad's Groat
 * The Tomb of the Unknown Shoulder
 * Toothless Totalitarian
 * Toxic Sausage
 * Trixie the Trickstrix
 * The Truth About the Planets
 * Ulysses of Uruguay
 * Una tola bibi, ungawa
 * Urgent Virgin
 * Valkyrie Eleison
 * Vallantyne Balentine
 * Various Vegetables
 * Vast Bastard
 * Vernon Titbit
 * Veronica Belmonte
 * Ving Drimbleman
 * Violet, Spider and Bruno
 * The Viper's Blancmange
 * Vivian Longmoon
 * Voblik
 * Volvox
 * Voodoo Zulu from Uluru
 * Vurnable Pastatute
 * Wanderlust Mazurka
 * Warren Piece
 * Wizard Japes
 * Zachary Thackeray

In the end, I opted for the first one that came to mind when asked to create a user name - JackofOz. But never fear, in my future reincarnations I will eventually assume all these user names, and I will keep adding new names from time to time. And yes, that indicates my belief that Wikipedia will be around for a very long time, so we may as well make it work as well as possible.

Oh, if anyone actually has one of the user names listed above (I could check, I suppose, but I'm too lazy), please let me know and I'll strike it out. That, by the way, is NOT an invitation to steal any of them, but I suppose I can't actually stop anyone; and if you do, you might do the right thing for once in your lives and give due acknowledgment.

Names for cats

 * Agrippa Ajax Amazon Apollo Arcadia Ashanti Astrape Astrophel Attitude
 * Balthazar Balzac Bashmet Benoit Biggles Bonaparte Bongo Bonsai Brahma Bruno
 * Caliban Calisto Calypso Carissima Champollion Charbel Coco Columbine Cornelius Cosmo Crespel Crocus Cromwell Crumpet Crypto Cyrus
 * Delphi Dexter Domino Dorcas
 * Ebenezer Echo Edgar Elektra Elmo Enigma Ephemeron Erasmus Esperanza Estragon Eureka
 * Fedora Fermentine Figaro Fresco
 * Garibaldi Gaston Giblet Gleckett Grudge
 * Heartbeat Hesperus Humbug Hyperion
 * Jackpot Jezebel Jubel Juniper
 * Kaboodle Kafka Kismet Kropotkin
 * Lacuna Lembit Leopold Leporello Limpet Lingo Loophole Lothar Ludo
 * Magnolia Magnus Mahatma Mandelbrot Mandrake Marmalade Marzipan Mazeppa Medusa Melchior Melmoth Mephisto Merlin Miasma Mistral Montague Morpheus Mungo
 * Narcissus Nemesis Nepenthe Nightshade Nimrod Nitro Nonesuch
 * Oblomov Oedipus Ophelia Orlando Oscar
 * Pandolfo Perchance Petrushka Phydeaux Picasso Picot Pierrepoint Pilgrim Pimpernel Pistache Pompey Prospero Psyche Ptolemy Pushkin Pythagoras
 * Quincy
 * Rasmus Remus Robespierre Rondo Rothbart Rudolph Ruskin
 * Sacco Scaramouche Scarpia Scherzo Scintilla Scipio Scruples Selene Shadow Shambles Shingle Shinto Shylock Sirocco Snippet Solitaire Spartacus Spectre Spider Spike Spinoza Spitfire Sprocket Svengali Syrinx
 * Taboo Tartuffe Tatu Tiberius Titbit Tofu Trinket Trotsky Twilight Tycho
 * Vanzetti Vasco Vespasian Vidal Voodoo Vortex VoVo
 * Walter Whimsy Winkle
 * Xanthippe Xenophon
 * Zelda Zemfira Zephyr Zhivago Zulu


 * Edward Garnett had a dog named Nietzsche