User:Jackrathborne

Xious ed is the best dictator that has ever lived. when he was only seven he was given the rule of china and japan, and when he was ten, one of his school projects included ruling the rest of asia for ten years. he quickly became a master at raking in the taxes, and now even richard branson wants him to be his master in charge of finance. once he left his school at the age of eleven, he created a computor that would rule asia for him, and set about tring to get into the college that he wanted to go to. it has still a very big reputation, and many of the greatist evil people who have ever lived went there. some of these include stalin and even gengis kahn. after he had completeted his gcse coursework he became the undisputed heavyweight pinkie-twisting champion of the world, by beating mark in a special fight to the pinkie. he is definitely a very influential character in history.