User:Jackson Windhorst

Creation of a Deity
The beginning of the Earth had a desolate land that was predominantly Volcanoes and a harsh atmosphere. Life began 4.6 billion years ago out of the very chemicals that were meant to harm us. SCHNOPS were all the basic chemicals that were used in creating what we know as life and are in almost every basic life form on Earth. Except for Jackson Windhorst; Windhorst was supposedly a cosmic being that was created alongside the universe and was said to have infinite power. He was said to have created the Earth out of sheer boredom while saying, “Ain’t nothin’ to it, H made me do it”. Jackson Windhorst in Nordic legends is said to be the creator of the universe and a god amongst men.

Nordic Era
Within the barbaric ages Jackson Windhorst was praised as a god by the Nords. In Tamriel Jackson was said to have a mutual standpoint while his creations waged wars on one another. Although he was said to have picked up arms against another deity; the deity named “Belcastro” attempted to dethrone Windhorst and take his place as the ruler of Skyrim. Jackson Windhorst did not stand for this action and fought against the tyrannical god of conservatism “Belcastro”. Jackson Windhorst kept his throne and restored peace and prosperity to the land. After this it was said that Jackson Windhorst helped reunite the German states and create the motherland we know today.

World War 2
In the legends of Jackson Windhorst it is said that he could take the form of many different shapes with his favorite being a homosapien. He was said to take the form of a 5’9, German painter with a mustache across his face. During his battle with Belcastro it was said that his mustache was scorched on both sides of his face leaving a small patch of hair above his upper-lip. It was said that Jackson Windhorst took a look around the world and decided he would no longer take the chaos; he would restore the world to what it had previously been. He took his prominent German army and decided that anyone worthy to remain on the planet would be named, “Aryan”. Jackson Windhorst made a treaty with other leaders that he deemed worthy to join his side and took up arms against Europe. He used his infinite power to take over land that had only been seen from the Roman Empire; a vast land of peace and prosperity. Anyone that Jackson deemed not worthy he would destroy in the many chambers he had created as a fast way to send people to the shadow realm. Eventually his army started running thin and the Allied armies began to change the tide of the war. In accordance to this Jackson blew up his private bunker and staged his death. Not much is known about the whereabouts of where Jackson had until some recent sightings in 2018.

Modern
Jackson Windhorst in the modern era has been seen throughout the US and Wakanda, attempting to share his vast knowledge with the winners of the Vietnam war. Recent sightings have been noticed within a small town in Florida known as the “Land of LaRosa”. Within this town he has been said to have taken the form of a Blonde haired teenage kid that slightly resembles his past. Within this town he has been reported spreading tradition throughout the local highschool and promoting the welfare of the American people.

Creation
Jackson Windhorst was said not to have been created, but rather create the entire Universe. The big bang was said to have been a joint effort between Charles Escarra and Jackson Windhorst. Although in the book that Windhorst most resides named the Quran, he has been said to have many different origins. The three main being that he was created in a test tube, he had a mother, and that he was created by H.

Mother
Out of the three births, possibly the most interesting one comes from the fact that he had a similar birth to Jesus. His mother resembled that of Mary, and that Jackson was visited by 3 gods that realized the power this baby had. The father, Charles Escarra, the son, Mitch Henderson, and the holy spirit, Doug Dimmadome. He and his mother have said to quarrell throughout the ages as they’ve had a rough relationship. Jackson and his mother both preach different ideals and think that the world should be ruled differently.

Battles
Jackson Windhorst has been said to have fought many battles throughout his lifespan and the stories claim that he has been victorious in all of them. His most notable stories include the Battle of Tradition, Part A, and the Destruction of Hagen.

Battle of Tradition
The Battle of Tradition is what the grounds of Fort Myers High School were built upon, as they were dedicated to the deity Windhorst. This battle was fought against a power hungry thief named Aaron Kumar who rode a camel named V6 Camaro. During the battle Aaron Kumar verbally berated Jackson by saying, “Chill” repeatedly. Jackson decided that he would destroy the pathetic thief in one swipe of his fist. However, Kumar’s V6 Camaro blocked his punch and deflected it into the ground nearby. This created what we now know as Florida and why it’s so close to the ocean level. The deadly battle raged on for days as Aaron Kumar sent his vast armies at Jackson which resulted in the death of many of his soldiers. His generals Ajit and Laurie Kumar were slaughtered in vain due to the power struggle that occured. The vast armies of Patel’s and Kumar’s were soon defeated by Jackson. In a last effort attempt; Aaron Kumar rode his camel V6 Camaro directly at Jackson. Jackson crushed him with his hands seizing the war and causing any remaining troops to retreat in fear.

Part A
A quarrel between two legends as Charles Escarra and Jackson Windhorst fought for the dignity of Bill Nye “The Science Guy”. Charles Escarra claimed that Bill Nye being a mechanical engineer from MIT was not a real scientist. Jackson Windhorst disagreed; causing a war to be waged against one another from whom they used to trust. Charles Escarra began the war by using reason and rational as well as using his chant, “Part A” to deflect the barrage that Windhorst was throwing. The battle waged on for 300 years resulting in a draw.

The Destruction of Hagen
The Destruction of Hagen is what happens when a mere mortal challenges a god in combat. In the Garden of Eden it was said that Bryce Hagen (a nobleman at the time) had been anxious to test his power against someone worthy of a challenge. He looked up to the sky, pointing, which was a sign that he challenged one of the gods in combat. Down came Windhorst; wrapped in Golden Robes and ready to destroy all that stood before him. His muscles were unmatched by any mortal that lived and his punches felt like a hydrogen bomb going off. The battle being mostly uneventful until “The Punch” happened. A singular punch thrown by Jackson Windhorst knocked the nobleman out cold and caused time to be set off course. Realizing the power that he had Jackson returned to the heavens to watch man as he had for many years.