User:Jacksteiner

Hello!

My name is Jack W Steiner, I am a teenager living in Northern England. I like Star Wars and Little Britain.I use Wikipedia very regularly because it's the most useful website on the internet for information. You know how your on the internet just trying to get that really annoying piece of homework done so you can get on your PS2, and you need to do research about mines in Asia. I go straight to Wikipedia and search, then the jobs done. As you may (or may not have noticed but that's not for here)of noticed I am a relatively funnnnnny person. The thing that mostly makes me so entertaining is my impressions but mainly my quotes.

Don't you just love a good quote!

They're the ultimate thing to make people laugh! If you need to make someone laugh sometime, just take something really random (could just be the topic of the conversation you're having), make it sound stupid or very obvious, add a ridiculous accent to it and there you go. It's a simple....as that! There you go there's another one for you. But even just somethingas simple as:

Do I luk a fool?!?!

...and by scrunching up your face, going boss eyed and waving your hands about a bit and not to mention saying it slightly strangely you'll have people laughing straight away. And when you have done several things funny, people will know you for it. You can then enroll on a funny character, which is one you will often use when you say something funny. Develop an imaginary chracter that you're going to play from now on when you say something funny. Give him/her and strange voice, face, body language and name (e.g. Boris) and begin to do funny stuff with this character.

And that's how chipmunks.....store their....nuts...

That can be funny in several ways! It's perfect! It's random and funny, it's obvious and funny, it has an obvious relation and funny, it can be funny with the 'nuts' part (if you get what I mean) and funny, plus it can also be funny in the way how you say it so slowly and pointlessly it's just really entertaining.

Finally, if at one point you develop and use a really flexible quote like that one, you can change it and carry on using it, or even attach it to a character you develop. These three main things are the only way real comedians are born, and become the one thing we all strive to be - successful.