User:Jacob Martian/sandbox

Humble Beginnings
Born in a paint-chipped wood cabin, on July 25th, 1996, amidst the frigid Norwegian Spruces which define Steigen county, Norway, Nick Mills was born. Emerging from his mother's vaginal canal with nothing more than his masculinity and a dream, Nick Mills, in that momnet, knew his purpose in life; to lead his followers to a state of unparalleled enlightenment that can only be found from complete tuah-chuah.