User:Jacobking

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I've got a big kid job!

Jacob King - My portfolio and resumé Nate-o's blog (Invite Only) Joey's blog Brianne's blog Butt2Face - Johnny's site

Favorite Articles
Help:Wikitext_examples -- refer to this on an hourly basis if you want your articles to look like the work of God. Kyōiku kanji -- If you want to be fluent in Japanese, you need to know every single one of these. Metroid -- My favorite video game series. Nintendo -- My best friend forever. JAJAJAJA Hyperinflation -- I think the idea of everyone having money with a "1,000,000" unit value is AWESOME. Pyramid Head -- The most disturbing character in any video game I've ever played. Examination of Holocaust denial -- I never understood why people did this. Down-low -- My brother-in-law said he heard about this on "Law and Order: SVU." I didn't think it was real!

My Face Hurts
It really, really hurts. Christ.

Famous People Named 'Jackson'
{| class="wikitable" ! ! Profession ! Significance ! Michael ! Jesse ! Janet ! Andrew ! Bo ! Phil ! Stonewall ! Reggie ! Latoya ! Samuel L. ! Peter ! Miss ! Shoeless Joe ! O'Shea
 * Pederast
 * Voluntarily changes skin color
 * Reverend
 * Has love child; failed to be president
 * Performing Artist
 * First and last person ever to have "wardrobe malfunction"
 * President
 * Told the Indians where they could stick their peace offering
 * Athlete
 * Overworked himself by playing two sports
 * NBA Coach
 * Exiled from Chicago; took entire roster with him
 * War criminal
 * Shot United States soldiers
 * Athlete
 * Didn't he play football?
 * Old news
 * Was on reality show for four episodes
 * Motherfucker
 * Performs really awesome acts of sodomy using only his voice
 * Hairy idiot
 * Makes movies that never end
 * Babymamma
 * Knocked up by Andre 3000
 * Baseball exile
 * Respawned in corn field as Ray Liotta
 * Ice cube
 * Star of "Barbershop 2: Back in Business"