User:Jacond03/Joseph Alan Condict

JOSEPH ALAN CONDICT


 * "The Atlanta dirty bird HIMSELF, illegal in 3 states, the sexiest mug this side of the Mississippi River, known for swangin bangin and holdin grain like a vice grip, hailing from North Oldham High, has broken the hearts of many young Kentucky women for over 2 decades and currently holds the record for most consistent days of being a thug nasty mark ass trick ass boss status play boy balla from the south, he drinks surge...with no ice bitches."

-Gregory Wesley Younkie

Joseph Alan Condict, otherwise known as Joey, enjoys many many things. Of such enjoyments, these include, but does not exclude, the following: Joseph Alan Condict also has several interests. Of such interests and loves include: MAJOR: MINOR: WRITING STRENGHTS: TEAM SKILLS: SOFTWARE SKILLS:
 * physical activities: tennis, golf, rock climbing, mountain biking, snowboarding, ping pong.
 * non-physical activities: Reading, watching sports, music, writing.
 * 1) family
 * 2) being nice to people
 * 3) tasting beers from around the world
 * 4) travel
 * 5) education
 * 6) the navy
 * 7) guitar
 * 8) drums
 * 9) poetry
 * 10) science
 * Psychology
 * Political Science
 * Creativity. I prefer using sarcasm and alliteration when I can. I try to entertain my audience. I also try to be very concise.
 * I understand the importance of clear and constructive communication in order collaborate effectively. I always help to make sure everyone is on the same page and knows their role, even providing help if needed.
 * Proficient use with Microsoft Office programs.