User:JakeGHz

'''THIS USER PAGE HAS BEEN ABANDONED. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN USING IT, THE PASSWORD IS etoxiuq. WIKIPEDIA IS A WHOLE LOT OF TRASH AND ITS USERS ARE PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT NEWBIES WHEN THEY SEE ONE.'''


 * Don't bother trying it... this password doesn't actually work. Somebody must have logged in and changed it, if it was ever valid in the first place. *Dan* 23:50, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)


 * It was, someone did. See . FreplySpang (talk) 19:12, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

'''MY PROFILE IS BELOW. YOU ARE FREE TO DELETE IT BUT EVEN IF I DON'T TELL YOU, YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEA-BRAINED IDIOT. WIKIPEDIA IST SCHEIßE!!!'''


 * Boy, are you thin-skinned... a few people mistake you for a hoaxer / vandalizer, due to some circumstantial evidence such as your username being similar to that of a "problem user" and your starting up an article around April Fools Day which some people thought might be questionable, and you fly off the handle about it and throw around nasty names about the entire site. Get a life. *Dan* 23:50, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Greetings, Wikipedians! My name is Joachim Guthertz from Munich, Germany. You may also call me Jake.

Confusion
I am NOT Jake Bell, the vandal and author of the Fort Bleakeley hoax. In the past days, there has been some confusion, but I assure you, I AM NOT HIM. I absolutely despise him and his acts and his impersonation of me, even though I have forgiven him. I hope this clears up any misunderstandings.

Formal Greeting
Hail, Wikipedians, lend me your ears. But do not cut them off and give them to me.

You have met a good friend and ally in Joachim "Jake" Guthertz of Germany. He is an expert in hoax finding and debunking, in music-making, and commands armies of words. The English language is at his command. And at yours, too.

He is a loyal and trusted servant of God, and has fought many times in His name.

Guthertz specializes mostly in quantum physics, ancient history, hoax finding, literature, and advanced mathematics. Calculus is still being upgraded. A creative thinker, he sometimes makes up colorful stories that he posts on the Internet.

But, if treated wrongly, he can attack you with the same fury that he attacks vandals and hoaxers with. Handle with care.

This is Joachim Guthertz, at your service.

(Here follows the Wikipedian national anthem.)

Informal Greetings
Hey, guys! Hope you're all going well! I'm Jake. Anything and everything about me is listed up there. If you've got problems with suspicious articles, call me.

Glad to be of service!