User:Jake Elmo

Who is Jacob "Jake" Elmore? One might ask themselves this as they hear this name, unaware that he is in fact THE GREATEST human being to ever walk planet Earth. Some might say he isn't human, he's more.

Jacob Elmore is a noted philosopher who lives in Seattle, Washington. He is known to be the wisest of them all. From the very own words of Matt Kennedy, "Jacob Elmore is even better than Chuck Norris!" This is very true, do not doubt it. Jacob Elmore will soon become the President of the United States of America. He has a long lifetime history of politics, including the influence on Bill Clinton.

Jake Elmore is one of the most influential people of all time. He is said to have been an adviser to Aristotle, but no one knows for certain, since Jake cannot be bothered with answering simple questions. He is a very busy person.

Do not doubt, Jacob Elmore is more than man, he is almost god-like (but not quite there). He's at ninja status.