User:Jakebakedacake

Jake Senst was born in germany on July 18th, 1998. He currently resides in the Philadelphia area of Pennsylvania, where he lives with his parents, and his cats. His cats names are Piper and Huggy. Piper is considered by most people to be an evil cat who is not actually a cat, but a turtle disguised as a cat. Huggy is a known drug lord and pimp. Huggy owns his own letterbox, where he grows catnip to sell.

Jake Senst is generally considered to be the hottest person on the face of the earth, due to to the fact that he is literally a box of swagger. He snorts coconuts, and at times, he smokes pineapples via his coconut shell bong. Some things that Jake enjoys doing are watching Television, specifically the T.V series "16&Pregnant", and "South Park". He also likes to "Chill" on www.facebook.com, where he often updates his status with strange remarks, such as "yo I just snorted a waffle" or "I like to huff hashtags".

Jake is particularly notable due to the fact that most children between the ages of 11-16 in the Philadelphia area know about him, because he has received 158 detentions, over 70 days of suspensions, and was late nearly every day in 8th grade. However, all of the things that he has been reprimanded for have been, by his own account, "False accusations". Many people around him disagree with this interpretation, but Jake remains adamant that he is innocent of all charges.