User:Jakeinlove

Jake In love is just me. Scorned by my parents, I had a ruff life;it seemed I was drowning in hate and pain,(much like the rest of the world) I turned away from everone, and soon ended up in trouble with the local athorities(some complaint about public show of anger or somthing, anyway, it's too long ago too remember.) once everything got straightened out, I was once again doing hard labor for my parents,(They were usless lazy people with tar-filled hearts and eyes as sharp as fine-cut glass, but I tried to love them anyway.)getting more angry,sad, and depressed with every single one-man bale-stacking pitch.Then, out of the clear blue sky, a girl I met in school that I liked,came up and punched me in the shoulder and said;"Get your act together,you still have me!", and then kissed me! I was so bewildered that I staggered back and would have fallen if not for her grabbing me and saying;"Come on, I'll help.". Ever since then, I have been falling head-first into love with her, my SOULMATE. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. She has the body,yeah,but she has more, she has spirit,livelyhood, and Beauty of the purest kind, from the soul. I'm so, so, so sorry for that, I just give my opinions on love and relationships sometimes. To me, mine is about as close to perfect any human can get,so I'm willing to help.

Please Don't take that the wrong way, it's just that some people need to know what they're really looking for. I'm not an expert,but I am one of the only honest hard-working people left in the world.Some people need a little advice,not a dating servic that costs you money, that's just plain idiotic to me, if you want to find someone who's right for you, don't look them up through the enternet, take your chances, leave the computer chair and go have a nice time. I usually say that"Jumping head first into cold water may feel weird at first,but it's good for you."