User:Jakelbryant/sandbox/Tommy "Wommy" Walsh (Mythical Figure)

(your article name), colloquially known as the Ghost of the 'Burg, is an American law student, lover, and human. A student in Virginia, Tommy is renowned among his peers for his ability and willingness to leave numerous female companions on read, dodge professor's cold calls, and "play the field", thus earning him the title "Ghost of the 'Burg".