User:Jakersimonds

'how do u fry chimps:' step 1) kill the chimp. step 2) gut the chimp. step 3) shave the chimp so he bald u dont need to eat the hair dont tast nice. step 4) get the biggest frying pan out. step 5) put the chimp in the pan spread him out over the pan. step 6) it will take 1h to fry. step 7) get a big ass plate out bigger than the chimp . step 8) get the cutlery out and enjoy. THER U HAVE A BRILL FRYED CHIMP.