User:Jakeskinz/sandbox

Emily Smith is a sexy ass woman that has jaws dropping around the universe. She brings joy to the hearts of everyone, especially her insanely hot bf(JAKE MOTHA FRREAKIN SKINNA) well, she brings joy to most, or like a few, at least, or I think. She loves all types of pasta!! and if your ever in the dog house with her, just throw some chick-fil-a at her and everything will be fixed. One thing to note is that when she says shes fine, it is not true, in fact it means the exact opposite!! you done did messed up or something cause she is more than pissed, she is secretly pissed!! (gasp) Well, that is Emily Smith in a nut shell, wait! except that she loves food and LOVES kit-kats, like even more than turtles!! OKAY!!! EMILY SMITH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN :))