User:Jakesulzer

jake sulzer is a god. he is a professional drummer who will ram a drumstick down your throat for no reason. he is an original member of the big 9 and could be what some people refer to as "the one who started the big 9" because he planned out the trip to see iron man, and provided the main ride. he is also the creator of the word "buh" but is not very proud for this, also according to an outside source that no one cares about, "buh" is copying the word "muh" but "muh" is copying the word "duh" so if muh is supposedly not copying duh than neither is buh....duh.. he is also superman's adopted step brother, no blood relation...that was all just for teh lulz. now down to the real stuff. jake sulzer has been seen associating with a so called "jelly jon" the rumors are false, we are not "friends" but we are super duper friends.