User:Jam man258

   -Ab initio - "From the beginning"    

-Big Bang happens as the Creators creator was born then instantly destroyed, Jam man 258's creator goes back before the big bang to place the spawn point but vanishes 5555 years later maybe because he existed in a time that didnt exist to place the spawn point?

-alien species created, all but 1 survived, the survivor "Chuck Norris"  6 billion BC

-Earth gets created but nobody knows how lol some say chuck norris did it by accident????????? around 4.5billion years ago

-Jam man 258's spawn point somehow survived (placed by creator before big bang)and opens! : DOB 2 billion BC. (created by "'error in text" )

-Jam man258 Created the F.A.C.S.O.V.G (identity strictly confidential)Jam man258 is now ULTRAMAN! 343AD

-Mr Chalk and Dr douche bag are summond by the box 2000AD

-DR Douche gets adopted by retards 2001AD

-The F.A.C.S.O.V.G looses his xbox controller while playing a game??? "date unknown"

-apple pie. the greatest map ever to be created was forged in the desert under the guardians command. it was...an epic fail!!!! "date unknown"

-The F.A.C.S.O.V.G walks into a mirror thinking it was a walk in wardrobe.FAIL!! "date unknown"

-everyone wants to know what the F.A.C.S.O.V.G is? 2010AD

-F.A.C.S.O.V.G creates the nukinator 5000 1st July 2010AD

-the longest ever game of i spy starts. something beginning with C apparently Maybe 1st/2nd July 2010 AD

-F.A.C.S.O.V. creates the facsovg united programme, desinged to terminate all things non facsovg. trees were instantly destroyed 2nd july 2010

- message from the F.A.C.S.O.V.G >>> ''just invented the walk in mirror it is the qualitiest thing ever! omg i had to texteses everyone but then got stuck under my desk lol what a retarder<<< '' 2010

-Dr F.A.C.S.O.V.G and Ultra Man are given the unique warriors Recon Armour after kicking serious Covenant ass! 19th August 2010

- the most awesome eye spy game finally comes to an end with the answer being "clock" which was found by the all evil chalk man "Sometime in August 2011"

-F.A.C.S.O.V.G think u mean ...."ill be on midgetly" no.... i mean immediatly lol !FAIL

-F.A.C.S.O.V.G  on Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here when stacy chucked at stone at this guy n hit him in d face ... it was HELL AIR E OUCHHE- ULTRA MAN- um hilraious? yes lol FAIL!!

- Geoff the volcano was born!!!! 29/11/10

- Chunder boy! a new identity for Mr Chalk man 07/05/11

- F.A.C.S.O.V.G Lmao ! ... it's not funny its as easy as beating a desabled person in a race TBF  -_- Ultra Man lol they are disabled olympics you retard F.A.C.S.O.V.G It's called Power Olympics right ? Ultra Man *face palm* F.A.C.S.O.V.G Face Palm Olympics ? Ultra Man o_O no... 13/5/2011

- Dr F.A.C.S.O.V.G finally wins a game of uno!!!! 29/4/2012

- Dr Douche was re-incarnated from the underworld!! he lives!! 29/4/2012

- Dr F.A.C.S.O.V.G is Russia.... 27/06/2012

- Mr Chalk gets summoned to South Africa 21/9/2012

- Halo 4.... 20/11/2012

- DR. F.A.C.S.O.V.G and Ultra Man are reunited on xbox! 18/01/2013

- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116 15/2/13

- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21866532 20/03/2013

- the identity of The F.A.C.S.O.V.G is revealed but then time was erased and so it never happened? hhmmmm 2026AD

-the stig (jam mans lesser creation) moves to Mars 2035AD

- the stig moves to jupiter and lived quite happily there for 0.08 seconds until he was destroyed by a lump of unknown stuff 2050.something AD

-Nukinator 5000 destroys the world 2056AD

-Jam man258 is reborn and creates the F.A.C.S.O.V.G MK2 2086AD

-Not much happens for the rest of time due to the F.A.C.S.O.V.G MK2 creating the nukinator 6000 which absorbed everything 3025AD

- the F.A.C.S.O.V.G MK2 turns out to be the original F.A.C.S.O.V.G ( time is seriously messed up at this point?) and survived the nukinator 6000

-I write this text...somehow? and end the universe...or did i? 3285AD

-is the F.A.C.S.O.V.G alive?

this page was created by J.A.W (big J) :) AKA Jam man258 AKA ULTRAMAN!!!!!! and maybe partly by DR F.A.C.S.O.V.G

  -ad infinitum - "Without an end; to infinity; without limit"