User:Jamaicanmole

Barack Obama, the next president of the United States will have to be thwarted by Heather Macntosh, a newly discovered zombie, for the sake of all non humans. This matter addressed humans, zombies, witches, gargoyles, and booglies, especially booglies. Heather must gain the popularity of the witches, harness their magic, control all humans' minds, gain the love of the zombies, and kick the booglies in the head, and will become the next president of the United States, in which humans, zombies, witches, gargoyles, and even the booglies, may live in peace.

This is Heather Macntosh, and I approve of this message.