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Letophilia

A rare condition that creates an irrational obsession of the actor/musician Jared Leto. The scientific name for this disease is H1N2, as it's a level one priority disease. This disease has so far been discovered in a old man who has been charged for pedophilia Josh, his name remains unknown but his mother wanted to name him Noah. He has spread this disease to young children and this has become a global outbreak. Scientists suggest that you stay indoors and protect your self from the new 30 Seconds To Mars music as Josh has taken Jared and is singing himself to brainwash older people as well.

UPDATE Toad's name has been uncovered! It is Josh.