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Otism

History The start of this religion was on the 26th May 2010. The Creator of this relgion was James Beattie of Ellington. It was thought of in a English lesson with Miss Rooney.

Features
 * The place of worship is a Piste of Otis.
 * The Leaders of this religion are called Breads which are:
 * 1) Pita is Tom Hume.
 * 2) Hedgehog is Alex Lawencre.
 * 3) Tiger is James Beattie.
 * The God of the religion is Otis Gilbert.
 * The Anti God is Shaw M.
 * If you are a follower you are called a Ote.
 * The holybook is called 'Seven Teachings of Otis'.
 * 1) Wear colourful socks.
 * 2) Laugh like Otis which sounds like a rapid intake of air.
 * 3) Believe we are just atoms on a piece of toast.
 * 4) Ask why.
 * 5) If you have bad hand to eye coordination you are more like Otis.
 * 6) Invest in flour mills.
 * 7) Create a toaster that imprints the symbol of Otism on to the bread.
 * The animal of this regilion is a 'Chamelearmaduckfishsnake' which can:
 * 1) Can blend into its surroundings
 * 2) It has a human brain
 * 3) Spits hummus
 * 4) Shots poison barbs from its fingers
 * 5) Opposable thumbs on its feet

The Symbol