User:JamesTeaCook

Captain James Tea Cook is a fictional UK character, a Pirate of the Carob Bean, plantarian chef and children's entertainer.

First appeared for The Vegan Society Diamond Jubilee in 2004 as Captain Long John Tofu and at The Bristol Vegan Fayre ( Now Vegfest UK ) but sold his identity to much taller vegan pirate for a piece of vegan chocolate cake, a vegan mars bar and a block of dairy free cheese. (citation needed)

Other Pirates of the carob bean include Don Quinoa

Winner of Beaulieu Village Pancake Day Pancake Tossing Competition 2013 (Echo)