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Spontaneous Micro Penis Syndrome (SMPS) is a disease which causes micro penises to sprout anywhere on one's body. It affects 1 in 100,000,000 people globally, with fewer than twenty cases in history. First cases of the disease occurred during the Bubonic Plague, and although the causes of the SMPS are still unknown, it is likely that it is genetic, as scattered strains have been found in various samples of DNA. SMPS is one of the least known diseases in the world, and much is still to be discovered about it.

SMPS has known to occur in the most unexpected, and inconvenient places, such as inside one's nostrils, behind ears, inside elbows, under armpits, and even between toes. While many opt to castrate their micro penises, the operation has proven to be extremely painful and expensive. Those who choose to leave their penises, however, risk the chance of them becoming cancerous.

Although SMPS is more common among males, there have been cases of females. A 2004 study indicated that females are more likely to be carriers of the disease rather than to actually have the disease, while males are more likely to have the disease rather than to be a carrier. Cases of SMPS among minors is extremely uncommon, as the disease usually occurs at the age of 35, however, juvenile cases of SMPS are not impossible.

Sexual stimulation of the micro penises is unknown, for the micro penises are too small to tell if or when an erection occurs, however, because of the lack of testicles in many cases, this aspect of the disease has yet to be confirmed.