User:James Douglas Wilson

James Douglas Wilson (born November 7, 1986) is an American thug.

Origins
James grew up in Fort Worth, TX and became a thug at a very young age. From the outside, he appeared to be like any other youngster. He played peewee baseball, soccer, was an "A" student at South Hi Mount Elementary, but this was only a cover. By his sixth birthday, James rolled with three gangs, held up a number of convenience stores, and ran the most successful underground black market in the western hemisphere. This went on for a number of years until his parents, Doug and Cheryl, found out. They were not happy.

James was grounded by his parents for a whole month. During this month, he was not allowed to leave his home even for school (his father found out he was running illegal cock fights during recess). On the 24th day of his imprisonment, the local police had uncovered his black market and it was shut down entirely...for good. As it turned out, his parents saved him from a life in prison by grounding him. As time passed, it would seemed that James had changed his ways...turned over a new leaf. However, James was an expert at hiding his true motives. What laid beneath were no ordinary aspirations of a young boy.

James spent much of his teenage years doing what most teenage boys only dreamed of doing, pimping women. To this day, nobody knows his reasoning behind it. Some say he did it for the money, others claim he loved the women, while some even say he just did it out of sheer curiosity. Either way, it didn't last long, as he realized that dealing with women is never something that you would want.

High school for James went by as a blur. He was taking so many drugs that he never really knew what was going on...that's about all that happened.

College Life
One would think that college would have been a complete disaster for James, being away from home and not having rules. It was.

James was admitted to the University of Oklahoma after graduation and decided he would start classes in August of 2005. Seeing as all his high school buddies that going to OU were scared to even look him in the eyes, James decided he would go pot-luck and hope for the best. It turned out that his roommate was a World of Warcraft nerd named Jeff. One night while James was out dealing coke at the nearby middle school, Jeff decided he was hungry and too lazy to go get food downstairs. He drank half a bottle of James' favorite chocolate milk. James got back and gutted Jeff. He cut him up into five separate pieces and fed Jeff to a group of pigs at a nearby farm. For the second time, James' parents found out what he was doing and made him come home.

Doug and Cheryl then decided that it would be best if he went to school with his older brother, Michael. Michael lived in College Station and attended Texas A&M University. He was also a flawless student and never did a thing wrong his entire life. Cheryl thought he would be a good influence on James. Little did they know, he would be the one doing the influencing. Shortly after moving in with his older brother, James starting getting into the same shady business he did years ago in grade school. James started an illegal bare-knuckle boxing league that would meet once a month in Michael and James' backyard. Michael was reluctant at first to allow it, but when James showed him pictures of what happened to Jeff, he quickly changed his mind. Just as it seemed like they were livin' the life, the league took a fall for the worst. Every single one of the bare-knuckle boxers got arrested for possession and were on the lookout for James once again. He had to get out of College Station in a hurry.

Present
After everything James had done in his life, he realized what he really wanted...world domination. He also has a plan. James is now a student at the Art Institute of Dallas. He is majoring in web development and plans on taking over the internet as soon as he graduates. That's the plan. Taking over the internet = world domination.