User:James Elvis Brown

James Elvis Brown is a singer/dancer. He holds a degree in Industrial bioscience and a HND in physiotherapy. His father was a farmer in Barnsley and his mother was a worker in a late night bar in Amsterdam. His father was known to have a scarecrow on his farm that gave even Freddy Krueger nightmares. Because of his parents origin James Elvis Brown has a strong Barnsley accent and a somewhat strong Dutch accent.

Whilst not performing, he speaks in a very strong Barnsley accent and often talks like this: “heyup cock ows it gooin mi owd? Av gorra faam in baansli n av gorra pig, sheeap nd 2 hosses thi cost mi 5 shillins, hafe a crown an sixpence fot all foower on em. A gorrem fromt faamers maaket in baansli an naa mi faams in a reit state a tel thi. A jus boowert a shuvvel analll fromt maaket to shovel all ont muck up cos it smells orrid like.

During his singing/dancing performance, he is known to perform in a somewhat strong Dutch accent, probably due to the fact his mother’s dancing performance is renowned in Amsterdam, and she is Dutch and therefore has a Dutch accent. James Elvis Brown’s on stage performances are heavily influenced by James Brown, Elvis Presley and The Cat from Red Dwarf. During on stage, or even backstage, he speaks heavily in a Dutch accent with Dutch mannerisms, “Shtop! Why are you rushing doodsh! Come back to my place guysh and letshh party! I got shome booze man just get some pizza and lets have a party! It doesn’t matter if we have work guys get some pizza an leshh party!”

James Elvis Brown currently works on his fathers farm in Barnsley, with wife Melany Bird.

James Elvis Brown is famous for having 7 cans of Strongbow cider and a meatfeast pizza, and then vomiting the contents of his stomach, including the pizza, several times.